This might, probably is, wayyyyy TMI but I have to get it off my chest and preserve it somewhere. Apologies. Sorry, not sorry! So I was on a date last night and I was wearing a dress with no undies. Partially because sexy and also partiallly because it's summer and the weather is so gross. Anyway, we're at a bar and I get the feeling like I need to fart. Yes, women fart, get over it. There was a line for the washroom and I figure, well I can just pop outside, rip one, and then get back in. I make an excuse for fresh air but convince the guy to stay and go outside. And I fart...except it isn't a normal one. You guys. I...I sharted. SHARTED. It was just a little bit of runny poop but it was there. I could feel it running down my leg. JFC. I didn't know what to do. Would it smell awful if I went back in? I randomly had a napkin in my purse so I discretely wiped away what I could and then ran for the bathroom. Guy at this point is like, "Uhhh where did she go?" I pushed my way to the front practically shouting EMERGENCY. Some of the girls were miffed but then I think they figured it out quickly and let me pass, haha. I managed to clean myself up and luckily nothing got on my dress. But holy crap (haha) that was close. Lesson: always fart in the toilet...just in case!
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Totally TMI but I have to get this off my chest.
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That's actually pretty hilarious! But don't dwell on it. You're gonna look back on this one day and laugh your butt off. Shit happens to the best of us (no pun intended). Imagine if you were wearing underwear, that's a lot worse.Mr. Rain has appeared and spoken! You may now continue with your regular activites.
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It would be better if she was wearing undies. Since she could easily take them off and then throw it away
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holleroutyo definitely, so another lesson would be, to always wear panties on dates.Last edited by yumyum; 05-10-2018, 09:54 AM.
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I'm sorry @fluffyandsoft45 I just cant help laughing whilst reading your experience. The good thing here is you where able to carry it trough.
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At least now you got it off your chess. I hope this won't happen again,you still got it all together there like nothing happened. Now, you can just laugh at it.
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