Hit me up with a pick up line

[inertia]

I wanna hear some of you cheesiest/ darkest/dirty and clever pick up lines. Don't hold back

[bubblebutt6969]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[yumyum]

Hey
*put chloroform tissue

[yumyum]

Sorry if I went a bit overboard with my answer

[LoveShove]

hahaha, pretty funny and scary at the same time,good think you look absolutely gorgeous.

[yumyum]

You ladies should try it next time you're at a bar

[yumyum]

Hopefully, it's just for laughs

[Janbaby]

I heard this from a friend of mine. It goes "Are you a taxidermist? No? That's okay, you can still stuff my pussy"

[uninvoked]

Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

[uninvoked]

I think you missed it, she was for real

[leonbronsomGM]

do you really think so??? you can't win then all

[uninvoked]

wow you really missed that opportunity

[hardandrough]

Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

ooh That's clever

[hardandrough]

A guy said this to me in a bar . He was like, Girl are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz that ass is refreshing. almost made me spit my drink

[morelove]

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
i have Alzheimer's
hey i jut met you

[halfSlut23]

This made me laugh.

[morelove]

Why is it only now that you've seen this? halfSlut23

[halfSlut23]

yeah this is the first time i've seen it lol

[merrygoround]

If love was milk you would be quite a big cow

[uninvoked]

oh my god. does this ever work

[merrygoround]

oh it works well.

[Lookingforlovin]

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

[BuiltToLast]

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

So did you let him go down on you or not?

[BigDaddy69]

Do you work at the post office? I see you staring at my package.

[StrongAsZeus]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

[ManlyBeardMan]

Are you a cigarette? Cause you got a hot butt!

[fistingfatties]

I think you're always using this one.

[ManlyBeardMan]

nah this is the first time i've ever said this to anyone