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  • #1

    Yeast Or No

    I wonder if any of the guys experienced going down on someone with a yeast infection. I would like to know what is your reaction
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  • #2
    Not yeast infection but it comes close, it's called The Jolly Rancher story:

    "Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.

    Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

    He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

    In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

    It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

    As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

    He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

    So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."
    - via reddit

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    • ManlyBeardMan
      #2.13
      ManlyBeardMan commented
      07-12-2018, 04:03 AM
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      Guess that you're one of those girls? LoveShove
    • LoveShove
      #2.14
      LoveShove commented
      07-13-2018, 04:13 AM
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      You're right about that one
    • ManlyBeardMan
      #2.15
      ManlyBeardMan commented
      07-13-2018, 07:25 AM
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      damn, that's nice
  • #3
    Thank god nothing like this has happened to me

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    • BuiltToLast
      #3.2
      BuiltToLast commented
      06-01-2018, 03:43 AM
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      Definitely. Not sure what I would do if that sort of thing happens to me
    • ManlyBeardMan
      #3.3
      ManlyBeardMan commented
      07-13-2018, 07:29 AM
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      You just have to be careful and always use protection
    • BuiltToLast
      #3.4
      BuiltToLast commented
      07-19-2018, 03:45 AM
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      Don't worry, I always use protection whenever I do it
  • #4
    Via Garglemesh113
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    • CupcakeComments
      #4.8
      CupcakeComments commented
      06-01-2018, 03:58 AM
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      At least she wasn't allergic to mayo or it could have been worse
    • LoveShove
      #4.9
      LoveShove commented
      06-01-2018, 04:04 AM
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      They just ruined mayo for me because of this story
    • TastyLove
      #4.10
      TastyLove commented
      06-08-2018, 06:14 AM
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      LoveShove I'm really sorry that I've shared that story
  • #5
    This is nastier than anal sex with shit on it. Sex should be pleasurable not something that would make you puke.

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    • #6
      Just put some dough in there and you'll be fine

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      • LoveShove
        #6.4
        LoveShove commented
        05-30-2018, 08:42 AM
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        Live2Hunt I think that could happen with all the live bacteria.
      • Live2Hunt
        #6.5
        Live2Hunt commented
        06-02-2018, 08:51 AM
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        hahaha is it, im actually having fun
      • hardandrough
        #6.6
        hardandrough commented
        06-09-2018, 09:02 AM
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        bavarian donut or a really yeasty bread
    • #7
      I think the answer here is a big NO NO!

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      • #8
        Oh nasty, I can't imagine myself coming up with a yeast infection, more over, letting a man get down on me while infected.

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        • #9
          Nope but i have a friend who almost had sex with one

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          • #10
            hahaha that would send me running to the hospital

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            • #11
              No thank god and hopefully never will

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              • #12
                Women should be responsible enough to tell their partners they have some infection going. Guys be careful.

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                • Cupcakeri
                  #12.1
                  Cupcakeri commented
                  06-14-2018, 04:12 AM
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                  You can also blame the guys on this one. Since most of them would think that we're just teasing them if we say no to them
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