Masturbating to weird thoughts

[Lookingforlovin]

What is the weirdest thing you have ever thought about while masturbating? I remember when I thought about watching too much Japanese porn which involved octopus tentacles. I find it sexually hot when I'd actually thought about tentacles creeping up my legs. I could imagine each octopus legs are restraining me limb to limb and one even went inside my mouth. The other tentacle fondled my breast and pinched my nipple. I can feel how slimy it is as it goes inside of my wet cunt.

[XperiencedVirgin]

For now, yours is probably the weirdest story that I've read. Well, mine is when I had thoughts about my cousin? Actually my first and third cousins.

[sexyme1]

Hers was really the weirdest thing that I had read. Having thought on your own cousin is a taboo. Go and get some other men.

[PussySlay]

I think that we could have sexual thoughts to our third cousins but let us spare our first cousins.

[Tastyblic]

How greedy are you that you needed to fantasize with your two cousins?

[PieFlavor]

Looking at the cucumber while masturbating. I would like to have a dick as big as those cucumbers. If you are wondering that something happened with the cucumbers that I was looking, do not worry, they were left undisturbed. lol.

[J3nnyTalia]

How about the bananas? Or any other fruits or vegetables that would be associated with cocks?

[Stoneyption]

Good for you. However, the were cucumbers which did not have a chance to be spared by some horny people. They were used more than their actual purpose.

[Kinkytime]

Good to know that you didn't violate them and I wonder if the cucumbers felt dirty with those thoughts that you had lol

[HoneyConey]

Of all thoughts, why octopus? And your thoughts are both weird and creepy. I would not think of those octopus at all.

[BabeLady]

lol. Me too. No octopus at all. Her thoughts were the weirdest of all.

[CuddlyPac]

You both seriously don't know what Japanese porn is, do you? Lol, octopus is also their fetish.

[BugAlive]

CuddlyPac I did not know that the Japanese have this fetish with octopus. It just does not look good at all.

[fistingfatties]

I masturbate while thinking of the hentai movies. I like to hear the sounds as it arouses me.

[bubblebutt6969]

Why do you like those anime movies?

[merrygoround]

Are you sure that you're not watching hentai while you're masturbating? lol

[Aglowwo]

I think it would be better for you to masturbate while actually watching a hentai movie. Have you tried that one before?

[yumyum]

There was this one time that I was playing myself and I suddenly remembered about a deadline as I about to orgasm

[hardandrough]

I bet that deadline that you remembered definitely ruined the moment for you

[BabyBabu]

I would still continue to play with myself until I reached my orgasm. The deadline would have to follow. lol.

[uninvoked]

Why did that suddenly popped in your head?

[HoneySpyder]

Are you referring to just one octopus which had used its various tentacles on the different parts of your body? If yes, then would that be a giant octopus?

[TeaBroadway]

I assume that it is just one but a giant octopus with its tentacles doing various movements.

[ablasta]

fistingfatties Lookingforlovin why did the two of you suddenly thought about the type of porn that's often made in Japan

[ManlyBeardMan]

The fact that Japan really wants their people to procreate that's why they invented hentai and the octopus fetish thingy. It would help them feel aroused and start gaining population lol

[AirFeline]

ManlyBeardMan Japan's population would continue to dip if the problem would not be solved. And it looks like they would not be able to solve their depleting population. There is a belief-clash between the men and women and that would continue for the years to come.

[Cupcakeri]

I was masturbating when suddenly I remember my ex's face hahahaha

[morelove]

That's just mean and not weird at all hahahaha

[TeaHoney]

Did you suddenly stop masturbating when you remembered your ex's face?

[HugKenji]

Just hope that you didn't came once you remembered his face

[BigDaddy69]

Why think of octopus and tentacles and I have my huge dick here, Miss.

[Airexadre]

But you only have one dick. The octopus has eight hands that would move independently from each other and could perform various tasks. lol.

[CupcakeComments]

How huge is your dick then?

[1xz9]

Maybe post your dick here if you want the ladies to fantasize about it

[BuiltToLast]

My weirdest thought would be me engaging in sloppy sex with big chubby ladies. I have no hate for chubby women but it's weird that they can do better than my slim exes. It's a fantasy that I've been dying to try.

[Janbaby]

Did you wake up with an erection or it was a wet dream?

[LoveShove]

I was masturbating once and I remember this worm I saw on the internet. It looked exactly like a man's penis. I imagine that my dildo would look and feel like it.

[inertia]

What? A dildo that looks like a worm? Worms are squishy; would you like to have a dildo that is so soft that it might not even be inserted anymore as it would be bent easily?

[halfSlut23]

I think I saw that one too. It left me confused. I don't know if I should be disgusted or turned on by a dick worm hahahahaha