Ruin sex in five words

[ManlyBeardMan]

Let's do it people!!!

[PieFlavor]

Sorry, I'm actually not 18.

[BuiltToLast]

You fuck like my Mom.

[CupcakeTea]

I have one too. Hahhaha! "You smell like your Dad"

[HoneyHoney72]

In simpler terms: Pretend that I'm your dad/mom

[HoneyConey]

I thought it'd be bigger.

[yumyum]

SAVAGE!!! I'm laughing real hard for this! Hahhaha

[bubblebutt6969]

I feel bad for that guy

[Cupcakeri]

Wake me when it's over.

[HoneyHoney72]

Think I'm falling in love

[Cupcakeri]

Ooooh girl, you've just crossed an invincible line of happiness and regret.

[HoneyHoney72]

You're right. Lol. If ever this happened to me, I just hope it'll end well

[LoveShove]

I forgot to get tested.

[CupcakeComments]

"will this condom prevent herpes?" I just love scaring my partners. Lol P.S. I don't have Herpes.

[yumyum]

you are bad at sex

[hardandrough]

That's a 1-2 punch. Ruin sex for him and shatter his ego

[ManlyBeardMan]

That would can definitely shatter a guy's ego

[uninvoked]

[yumyum]

what does that mean exactly?

[uninvoked]

[imhornyimhorny]

No. No. No. No. No.

[uninvoked]

Is this a reference from cleveland?

[imhornyimhorny]

Hmm. Whichever you prefer. Lol

[morelove]

shoot kids inside of me

[sexyme1]

who are you pls dont

[imhornyimhorny]

I'm literally crying with laughter

[sexyme1]

You did, did you? On the bright side though, it's like a hard to get role plays. lol

[Janbaby]

I've decided to become celibate

[hardandrough]

And you say it when he's about to cum lol

[holleroutyo]

Fuck me, I'm ovulating now

[StrongAsZeus]

What if he's fine to have babies with you?