Pickup Lines

[LoveShove]

[CupcakeComments]

My ex always wants to have cheesy lines, and the most unforgettable was before we have sex he said "Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that." lol

[bemine]

This is kinda a corny pick-up line, although I find it funny.

[CupcakeComments]

I know, right? but it just spices things up for me though. lol

[sexyme1]

I told him this. "Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.."

[Yummykorn]

This is actually a good pickup line to tell, I might try this pickup line to my partner.

[inertia]

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." I told him this and he laughs at me.

[BabeLady]

This pick-up line is kinda gross but it was funny as hell.

[uninvoked]

Where did you actually heard of that line?

[BuiltToLast]

I always used this when I have noticed that she has a great smile. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

[hardandrough]

So does that line that always work or not?

[BuiltToLast]

It did, I think because of this pickup line I got a second date. lol

[Informerem]

"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?", I told him this and he looked like he's dying of romantic excitement.

[yumyum]

That might be the cheesiest line that I've read so far

[1xz9]

Come to think of it. Nothing means nothing. lol

[ManlyBeardMan]

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

[ablasta]

Did that line actually work or not?

[ManlyBeardMan]

She just smiles. I like to think that it works lol ablasta

[hitthesack]

Would that work if you are the girl? ablasta

[MasQue]

"I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art", when he told me this, my heart fluttered.

[Kinkytime]

How old were you when the guy used that line on you?

[Janbaby]

I think this pickup line is good.

[merrygoround]

I tried this one on him right after he bought a new pair of shoes. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[BugAlive]

So did he get naked in less than a minute after using that line on him?

[AglowBeautiful]

If someone told me that out of the blue, I might get weirded out.

[TastyLove]

AglowBeautiful do you think that the reason for fucking him is shallow? lol

[Aglowwo]

A guy tried this on me once: My love for you is like dividing by zero. It's undefinable

[morelove]

I bet he is a math genius. lol

[PussySlay]

On the first date, I told him this "Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?",his reaction was funny although he said yes.

[AnneCubix]

This is like a subtle way to ask for sex,lol.

[Carlosa34]

What was his reaction exactly when you told him that?

[BabyUni]

And I'm guessing that the two of you did it once you came home with him? lol

[holleroutyo]

I remember that he used this line to me too.