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  • #16
    "Fuck me and let's make some babies!!!" in a really guttural sounding voice. And to think that she looks like Dakota Fanning lol

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    • BigDaddy69
      #16.1
      BigDaddy69 commented
      02-22-2018, 07:15 AM
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      Talk about a major mood killer over there
    • XperiencedVirgin
      #16.2
      XperiencedVirgin commented
      02-25-2018, 07:42 AM
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      hahaha, imagine having sex with that demon spawn
    • 1xz9
      #16.3
      1xz9 commented
      03-03-2018, 12:23 PM
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      "The power of christ compells you!"
  • #17
    This one was while we're watching a movie. He whispered to my ear if he can go balls deep on me afterwards

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    • LoveShove
      #17.1
      LoveShove commented
      02-24-2018, 07:41 AM
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      That's not even weird.
    • PieFlavor
      #17.2
      PieFlavor commented
      02-25-2018, 08:37 AM
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      It was weird cause we were watching a movie and i was so into it. Then he spills that stuff outta nowhere
  • #18
    I'm just going to do this tonight in order to make you happy. He said this to me before going down on me. And to think he always ask me to suck his dick
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    • CupcakeTea
      #18.1
      CupcakeTea commented
      03-12-2018, 10:14 AM
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      The fucking guts right?
  • #19
    "We need to let the dog watch us."

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    • XperiencedVirgin
      #19.1
      XperiencedVirgin commented
      03-05-2018, 07:12 AM
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      It could be much worse, like can my dog lick your balls or something
    • fistingfatties
      #19.2
      fistingfatties commented
      03-19-2018, 06:43 AM
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      That's quite risky since the dog might decide to join you guys also. lol
  • #20
    Now, you're the Jews and I'm Hitler.

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    • HoneyConey
      #20.1
      HoneyConey commented
      03-12-2018, 10:09 AM
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      HAHAHA! I'm sorry for laughing at this.
  • #21
    Are you an organ donor?

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    • uninvoked
      #21.1
      uninvoked commented
      03-13-2018, 09:21 AM
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      maybe he was planning to sell your kidney
    • PussySlay
      #21.2
      PussySlay commented
      03-19-2018, 06:15 AM
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      Should have told him this: "I'm more of an orgasm donor"
    • J3nnyTalia
      #21.3
      J3nnyTalia commented
      03-20-2018, 08:12 AM
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      He might be the type who's going to drug you and then you would wake up in a ice filled bathtub and you have a scar on your back or stomach already
  • #22
    I want your pussy to make sure that my dick is warm the entire night

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