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  • Weird things that your partner/fubu has said during sex

    The title says is all. So what's yours?

  • #2
    You're going to peg me afterwards, okay?

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    • #3
      "Grab my ass and spread it then insert your finger"

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      • merrygoround
        merrygoround commented
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        Lol! Is he gay? Or Bi?

      • halfSlut23
        halfSlut23 commented
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        I never dared to ask, though i heard some guys like it up the ass during a suckie

      • holleroutyo
        holleroutyo commented
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        So did you shove your finger up his ass or not?

    • #4
      Hold me like I'm your missing child

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      • ablasta
        ablasta commented
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        Oh that's some major weirdness

      • 1xz9
        1xz9 commented
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        Some weird shit going on right now. Hahha

      • holleroutyo
        holleroutyo commented
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        What the hell was he talking? And can I have some of it? Lol

    • #5
      "your vagina can teach etiquette classes"

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      • bubblebutt6969
        bubblebutt6969 commented
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        That's funny, and wow what a complement

      • Lookingforlovin
        Lookingforlovin commented
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        I know, it took a while to sink in, turn out he was actually complementing me

    • #6
      kiss me where I pee

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      • yumyum
        yumyum commented
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        He should've just shut up

      • bubblebutt6969
        bubblebutt6969 commented
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        Well that's disgusting

      • yumyum
        yumyum commented
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        Calm your tits.

    • #7
      Keep em coming guys!

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      • #8
        I was getting it on with this guy once and mid thrust he stopped, i looked at him thinking something was wrong and he just said "oh god mom!" and kept thrusting

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        • uninvoked
          uninvoked commented
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          Did you ever ask him about it?

        • sexyme1
          sexyme1 commented
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          I wanted to but i figured what came out of him was just a spur of the moment, plus we never crossed paths again after that

      • #9
        I guess the weirdest thing I've heard said to me during sex was "I love you." Yeah I know it's quite simple, but, that was our first meeting, and needless to say, it was a one night stand.

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        • hardandrough
          hardandrough commented
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          Wow, maybe he was drunk?

        • merrygoround
          merrygoround commented
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          He had a few drinks but no he was not drunk.

        • yumyum
          yumyum commented
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          I think he was just really enjoying the sex, and he was saying i love you to your pussy

      • #10
        "Did I mention the video camera?"

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        • CupcakeTea
          CupcakeTea commented
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          Holyfuck that's creepy!!!!

        • hardandrough
          hardandrough commented
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          that's some craigslist shit right there

      • #11
        "Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober..."

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        • hardandrough
          hardandrough commented
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          damn that stung

        • sexyme1
          sexyme1 commented
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          Or when the lights are on. Haha

        • CupcakeComments
          CupcakeComments commented
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          Well that shit stung too. Haha

      • #12
        "I want a baby."

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        • yumyum
          yumyum commented
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          Dyou gave him a baby though?

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        • #14
          OK, mine was - Sorry I really can't get it up with a condom on it.

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          • XperiencedVirgin
            XperiencedVirgin commented
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            You should have told him that's fine and that you have herpes or something lol

        • #15
          He reintroduced himself, using his real name.

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          • hardandrough
            hardandrough commented
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            are you sure he doesnt have a split personality

          • TastyLove
            TastyLove commented
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            Maybe he's planning to make it a regular thing with you that's why he said his real name

          • halfSlut23
            halfSlut23 commented
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            regarding the split personality "Ted's done, it's now Mike's turn"
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