Things to do with a penis

[yumyum]

besides fuck it

[uninvoked]

use it to hang your towel in
use it as a controller
poke people with
use it as a bat

[BuiltToLast]

Use it as a bat would be awesome.

[BeautifulCupful]

Poke people with it is the best. lol

[uninvoked]

lol glad you think so

[imhornyimhorny]

call his friends so they can fence

[imhornyimhorny]

now on pay-per-view

[yumyum]

you know what i;d pay for that

[imhornyimhorny]

I'll let you in for free

[morelove]

sing into it, turn in into a microphone
put a tissue in it and draw eyes and a mouth and go woooooo

[imhornyimhorny]

That would be a perfect song.

[morelove]

imhornyimhorny how about you, what would you sing with a live microphone.

[BeautifulCupful]

I'll sing shower me with your love. lol

[sexyme1]

"is this thing on?"

[Kinkytime]

Hahaha I know right.

[imhornyimhorny]

Kinkytime so what we smoke weed

[Kinkytime]

So what now? lol

[TastyLove]

Grasp it firmly and pull it like a lever. Lol

[TastyLove]

imhornyimhorny Kinkytime Why did the two of you end up talking about The Emperor's New Groove?

[Kinkytime]

Because of the lever's sound effect.

[TastyLove]

Okay then. Whatever floats your boat ladies

[CupcakeComments]

Put a variety of donuts on it then eat your way to the bottom, then eat it up.

[CupcakeComments]

And how many donuts were you able to put on it?

[BeautifulCupful]

Then after you put the donuts, It's eating time.

[CupcakeComments]

I would be fine if he just puts a donut on his dick rather than placing all of them on his shaft. Because carbs lol

[BuiltToLast]

I can walk sideways at the supermarket and knock all the soups off the shelf.

[CupcakeComments]

Are you sure that you're able to do that while I'm watching you?

[leonbronsomGM]

hahahaha!!! that's funny

[BuiltToLast]

Yeah, I can do it if you're the one who's going to watch it

[PussySlay]

Try to squeeze it until every drop of liquid would get out of it lol

[leonbronsomGM]

the squeezing sounds kind of good in a painful way fuck it I'm game

[PussySlay]

You made it sound like I'm using a vise-grip when I talk about squeezing dicks dry leonbronsomGM

[leonbronsomGM]

that's the first though that's popped in my head

[StrongAsZeus]

I would use mine to stir a jar of peanut butter.

[StrongAsZeus]

CupcakeTea you want me to prepare some bread for you?

[CupcakeTea]

Are you sure that you can spread it properly?

[StrongAsZeus]

I could practice it just for you

[BeautifulCupful]

Use it as a toilet paper holder.

[BeautifulCupful]

Guess that your dick can't really hold rolls of toilet paper since you just wrote jk at the end lol

[yumyum]

Something that can stand for 24 hours.

[BeautifulCupful]

He needs to go to the hospital if it is still standing for 24 hours lol

[Live2Hunt]

Put it inside your mouth and suck on it like your life depends on it

[1xz9]

Live2Hunt no plans whatsoever of sucking your dick

[BeautifulCupful]

Good luck to whoever wants to do this.

[Live2Hunt]

Okay then. But just in case you ladies suddenly change your minds, feel free to send me a message

[XperiencedVirgin]

If he's a cheater you can cut it off and send it to his mistress or something lol

[yumyum]

XperiencedVirgin So he should be loyal than having that thing cut off.

[XperiencedVirgin]

Yes. It would also make him stop cheating once and for all lol

[yumyum]

If you really do will cut it off, put it in a jar and send me a photo. lmao

[LoveShove]

use it as a ruler

[LoveShove]

To measure stuff of course yumyum

[Live2Hunt]

You can use mine to measure stuff, if you want

[LoveShove]

Sure I would use that if I need to measure something that is microscopic lmao

[Cupcakeri]

In the words of queen Bey: put a ring on it

lol

[Cupcakeri]

I wonder if they could keep an erection for that long

[sexyme1]

Loved this answer lmao

[Cupcakeri]

Glad that you liked it. Not sure why it was the first thing that popped in my head